I love this dumbass so much please someone tell me to draw him eventually oh my god-
oH GOD WHY
MARISHA: “Look at my cleavage, it’s just a valley!”
LAURA: “Dude. Those are your boobs, bro.”
SAM: “I didn’t touch that part of it.”
(…)
LAURA: “It was a filter for the face.”
MARISHA: “(Indistinctive) they are popping them up!”
LAURA: “No, you’ve got some good tots.”
MARISHA: “Thanks.”
MATT: “Not complaining.”
Alright so. For this fic I’m working on I wanted a height comparison chart to make sure everyone is described as accurately as possible.
I made some unsettling discoveries, namely Dorian is the tallest of the bunch at 6′1, which just feels extremely wrong. Fearne is 6′0 and according to the latest episode, Ashton is “about 5′10.”
Anyway, aside from that disturbing revelation, I figured someone else might find it interesting/useful to see visually how they all kind of stack up. Chet is a little weirdly proportioned because of how his character portrait is, but it at least gives a good idea of the eyelines they’d have on each other, especially for the smaller three. Orym and Chetney are *literally* crotch height on everyone else, and FCG is looking everyone right in the bellybutton.
There were no heights listed for Bert, Imogen, and Laudna. Bert I couldn’t begin to guess so I left him off. I assume he’s in that Ashton-Fearne-Dorian cluster. Laudna I put at 5′9 which is the listed height for Vex’alia. Imogen I put at 5′6 because it puts her shorter than Laudna and just a smidge above average height for a human woman. Orym is listed at 3′3 and Chetney at 3′4, and FCG is apparently 3′8.
Here lie one hundred men- fighters every one of them.
They went into the light, and oh no, they won't be home tonight.
💙
DONT SEND THEM HERE
"This is real. Is this for rea-" *searches musk new publicity stunt for ego boost*
I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.
now why are they shortening the notes
tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over
