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bishopkate:

make me choose

myfriendimsorry asked: the avengers or and the guardians of the galaxy

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teaguegalen:

lovurs:

jib—reel:

niatariq:

moomookins711:

jib—reel:

comfemgem:

autisticbrucebanner:

homomma7:

vvni:

Same

I tried crack once now I’m a girl

i smoked a cigarette once. now im a boy.

i drank caffeinated energy drinks once now I’m a communist

my account got deleted once and now I’m a fuckboy


I went to church once, now I’m a racist homophobe with no motivation in life other than to tear people down to make my beliefs seem taller and more purposeful.

I mean, I wasn’t going to say anything but we’ve all been meaning to talk to you about that.


I forgot I took my doctor prescribed ADHD meds once, so I took another… NOW I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

teaguegalen:

lovurs:

jib—reel:

niatariq:

moomookins711:

jib—reel:

comfemgem:

autisticbrucebanner:

homomma7:

vvni:

Same

I tried crack once now I’m a girl

i smoked a cigarette once. now im a boy.

i drank caffeinated energy drinks once now I’m a communist

my account got deleted once and now I’m a fuckboy

I went to church once, now I’m a racist homophobe with no motivation in life other than to tear people down to make my beliefs seem taller and more purposeful.

I mean, I wasn’t going to say anything but we’ve all been meaning to talk to you about that.

I forgot I took my doctor prescribed ADHD meds once, so I took another… NOW I HAVE SUPER POWERS!

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nipplethief:

oh my god

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thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

(Source: youtube.com, via maxenberg)

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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nakedmallrat69:

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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asecretagentleman:

kaamelottingalldaylong:

C’est bien d’avoir des priorités dans la vie.

Bohort : WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE !

Arthur : listen, I try to take a nap in there

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asecretagentleman:

kaamelottingalldaylong:

I love how protective Arthur is of Perceval. It’s like : despite how annoying Perceval can be to him at times, the more cynical he becomes himself the more he values the innocence of his friend.

Perceval : If you are in danger, it’s better to die to defend you than to defend yourself.

Arthur : what? What did you say ?!?

Perceval : But in the same time it’s logical : priority to the one whose got a life with more value

Arthur : “whose got a life with more value” ? But what’s this!? 

Arthur : No, no, no, no. You never do that.

Arthur : You NEVER do that. If we fell in an ambush you run for your life, is that clear? 

Perceval : And the others, don’t they do that?

Arthur : The others, but I don’t care of the others. You, I don’t want you to do it.

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le-french-cliche:

Humility, isn’t it when there are stealths? - Perceval

le-french-cliche:

Humility, isn’t it when there are stealths? - Perceval

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Her : What’s the matter with them?

Him : Well they complain hmm… prentending they are exploited.

Her : It’s not true?

Him : It is! But it’s weird because they are not supposed to notice it.

(Source: kaamelottingalldaylong, via asecretagentleman)

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You’re going to laugh, but when we see you like this with your friends we could swear that you are a troop of highwaymen 

(Source: kaamelottingalldaylong, via asecretagentleman)

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  1. I need a flower : unique, beautiful, quickly
  2. I need to convey my feelings
  3. For conveyance, a wheelbarrow is better
  4. … -_- …

(Source: kaamelottingalldaylong, via asecretagentleman)